Grillmaster’s Statement Apron
Turn up the heat—and the laughs—with this black beauty of an apron that says what everyone’s thinking but only you are bold enough to wear:
“THIS GUY RUBS HIS OWN MEAT.”
Whether you're the king of dry rubs or just like to make your guests blush, this apron does the talking while you handle the tong-ing. Made from durable, easy-to-clean fabric, it features a classic fit with adjustable ties around the back—because “one size fits most” and you’re definitely the most.
Perfect for backyard BBQs, bachelor parties, Father’s Day, or anytime you want to spice up the sizzle.
Colour: Bold-as-your-personality black
Fit: One size fits most (tie-back style)
Accessories not included—but sarcasm is built-in.
Get yours and let the grill games begin.